Stupid Liberals is a series by Ben Hartford that comments on Stupid Liberals. Mostly their bumper stickers that suck at life, though. Thanks for reading. Please direct your hate mail here. However, if you have Stupid Liberal bumper stickers (or signs or tattoos or whatnot), you can contact me at sgt.hartford@gmail.com.
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You do not eat jerky when the wolf is at your heels. You do not sharpen your knife when the wolf is at your heels. You do not send for help when the wolf is at your heels. You can either run (good luck) or drive your already sharpened knife under his jaw.

